dark-carnival-collective:

omegaverse:

moonmangarrett:

omegaverse:

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they’re gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

happy birthday garrett

ihni:

ihni:

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

themandownstairs:

chimpanzeedotcom:

btc-official:

teathattast:

teathattast:

Sparkle off! You have mold in your lungs!

scp

nits-wits:

usher genetics

spoilers for the fall of the house of usher below

Keep reading

i have a personal experience with hereditary disease that i feel shows more of the difference between roderick and madeline. so please bare with me a moment

Keep reading

caraslefteyebrow:

mike flanagan this october:

t4nku:

Do you say swears in front of your parents

Yes, minor swears

Yes, medium swears

Yes, I say fuck in front of my mom

I cannot fathom swearing in front of my parents ever

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loverofmirage:

neuroxin:

sandmandaddy69:

country boys make do

Reblog if you want to choke on the devil’s cob

rednines:

lakevida:

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

onlinebeast:

pipermoos:

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

theraconteurasaur:

Perennial October mood.

juuneaux:

Star Wars is truly at its peak when the droids are practical and semi-shitty looking which is honestly just to say that I get an instant boost of serotonin when a gonk droid shows up

Look at this thing it sucks and I love it

solmesia:

the mosquitos sure are big around here

nori-draws-things:

ehehe i love drawing these memes