Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they’re gonna name ophelia or some shit
I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett
Hi garrett
happy birthday garrett
ihni:
ihni:
Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.
I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.
Sparkle off! You have mold in your lungs!
scp
usher genetics
spoilers for the fall of the house of usher below
i have a personal experience with hereditary disease that i feel shows more of the difference between roderick and madeline. so please bare with me a moment
Do you say swears in front of your parents
Yes, minor swears
Yes, medium swears
Yes, I say fuck in front of my mom
I cannot fathom swearing in front of my parents ever
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country boys make do
Reblog if you want to choke on the devil’s cob
i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles
not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔
Star Wars is truly at its peak when the droids are practical and semi-shitty looking which is honestly just to say that I get an instant boost of serotonin when a gonk droid shows up
Look at this thing it sucks and I love it
the mosquitos sure are big around here